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My mom asked me to vacuum the den 'cause she invited a lady friend over for wine coolers tonight?

But I really don't feel like it. What should I do?

Public Comments

1. don't do it
2. Do it! You dont want you mommy mad at you :( Good luck :) Sing a song while you do it! It makes it more fun :)
3. vacuum anyway and assume responsibility
4. Dime bag.
5. Just do it for your mom, it won't take long, now will it?
6. just go lick the carpet..heard you're good at that.
7. will she really notice?
8. ask her to pay you to do it
9. do as yo' momma tells you child!
10. do it.. or dont. ask a sibling to do it.. whats so hard bout that?
11. just vacuum the den already!
12. Just go ahead and do it, but ask something from her first.
13. just warn her not to munch the carpet
14. Go to the butcher, buy her a 24 inch double-dong.. I mean sausage... and tell her you won't be home until Sunday night.
15. You can use the vacuum once I'm done with it. I'm, uh, cleaning my room. *cries*
16. Drink all the wine coolers. Then the friend has no reason to come over.
17. Is that included in Your Allowance,.....??
18. respect your mom! and do it yeah my mom can be pretty annoyng sometimes but it is worth it!
19. she didnt feel like carrying you for 9 months either vac the den
20. Privet! Just do it to make your mom happy!
21. Get her to buy you another bag of chex mix
22. Set-up the video-cam in the den .... something might happen that maybe Blackmail-able.
23. bajalsta, do it for her. it's not good to embarrass her when her friend comes
24. did you move again? vacuum the dammmm floor
25. It's time the kid learns to vacuum. He can't live free forever.
26. mum should maintain her own carpet when she wants to impress her lady friends. Sorry...couldn't resist a little innuendo.... :) Maybe you should do it and then grab a wine cooler on your way out as payment. <g>
27. Vacuum with heels on. good for your calfs!
28. hire the youngest kid in the neighborhood
29. You should quit your whining and obey your mama! As long as she is paying the bills and giving you a place to sleep and eat, vacuuming the den is a small price to pay...
30. Take a few good bong rips, rearrange the magazines on the coffee table and spray Febreeze. My, how helpful you are.
31. do it before you get a spankin
32. Who the hell drinks wine coolers?
33. Is that what they're calling it now... huh I really am out of touch. Go vacuum the den ya spoiled brat..it's a bonding experience....sort of. (man am I reaching for sumtin to write...)
34. That damned house better spotless, you little brat! I'm sick of stepping over your crap when I come over to help your mom....uh...balance her checkbook.
35. Just rake the rug. She'll never know
36. It sounds like a Lesbian-Get-Together. You should get a video camera and record their escapades then hold the videotape for a ransom.
37. Get with the rug sucker kiddo and remember that she is your mom's friend but she ain't no lady.
38. You're such a cockblock.
39. turn on some music really loud, and then go vacuum. or you sould just ask me to do it, vacuuming really isnt that bad. so i'll be there in 10?
40. edit
41. OBEY your momma
42. Find the wine cooler stash and get smashed.
43. So I was going to be super duper awesome and answer every single one of your questions today, but I am watching ER now and it's the final season so your out of luck snackpants.
44. Black out the windows and smash all the lightbulbs.